SESSION 69- motherpucker

10/22/2010

SESSION 69- motherpucker

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21 Comments to “SESSION 69- motherpucker”

  1. By Jevy, October 27, 2010 @ 6:24 pm

    LOL! mine was exciting, but i’m not gonna tell you now! Hahahaha

  2. By Arnel C., October 27, 2010 @ 10:07 am

    talk about practicing with the wrong age group hahaha

  3. By gracie, October 26, 2010 @ 9:56 pm

    i think you shouldve kissed the dad instead. have the title “fatherjacker” lolz

  4. By Joanne, October 23, 2010 @ 3:59 am

    hehe nice one!

  5. By Hilmer, October 22, 2010 @ 6:36 pm

    Funny!!! hehehehe… i was just giving her a Lolipop!

  6. By Marvic, October 22, 2010 @ 6:31 pm

    Cool..i like the tittle go0d thing it did not happen to me yet..hahaha

  7. By aba, October 22, 2010 @ 6:31 pm

    it’s funny in a weird way… haha

  8. By Tess, October 22, 2010 @ 4:31 pm

    “love the title. I remember my first kiss- I got pregnant… ahaha :)

  9. By Rose G., October 22, 2010 @ 4:05 pm

    I had that same experience but as soon as I did it, he broke up with me! :) wahahahah!

  10. By ugiene, October 22, 2010 @ 4:02 pm

    I didn’t get it the first time…

    because i have never been kissed and never been touched!!!

    Love it!!!!! :D

  11. By ton, October 22, 2010 @ 3:59 pm

    Love it!…..But mine is more unforgettable i got a life time remembrance..a kid!..and your session’s name is my ex’s name. ahaha!

  12. By Carol, October 22, 2010 @ 3:50 pm

    Dude :) )

    Love it..Love the session number, Love the title.. Rock and Roll..

    -Carol-

  13. By Daryl B., October 22, 2010 @ 3:38 pm

    Young love is always magical and exciting especially when it starts to get PHYSICAL and VIOLENT. LOVE THIS! :)

  14. By Michael, October 22, 2010 @ 11:44 am

    funny! I had that same experience a couple of years back – and I got fired and sued in the process!!!

    • By sL, October 22, 2010 @ 12:39 pm

      sorry to hear… this matter’s still in lolita-gation

  15. By Koolette, October 22, 2010 @ 11:13 am

    I see a spin off toon. The 12 year old as patient. Brought on by the motherpucker Lee.

  16. By Shadoe Stevens For The Block, October 22, 2010 @ 9:50 am

    “I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we are doing a story about computer predators/adults who try to meet teens online for sex.”

    More memorable Chris Hanson quotes:

    “You’re naked, there’s a 14 year old girl, you’re chasing a cat around and you’ve got Cool Whip and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you’ll have sex with her. Is that accurate?”

    “(predator talks about how he can’t find women to date his own age) So you figured you’d try another category, the twelve year old category.”

    “So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff here in the chat: “I love to suck [beep]. Play with nipples and lick [beep].” Where is that in the bible? Explain that to me. Is that the Old Testament or the New Testament?”

    “(after a lame excuse for visit) So, you were just in the neighborhood and decided to walk into a house?”

    Moral of the Story Mr. Lee: Be happy you just got a slappy slap slap to the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • By sL, October 22, 2010 @ 12:42 pm

      i heard chris hansen has a toothless dog… and he named his pet ‘ophelia’

  17. By Natasha P., October 22, 2010 @ 8:17 am

    I remember that exciting first kiss too – his girlfriend just ruined it! What a b!+$#! ;)

  18. By Bill M., October 22, 2010 @ 7:24 am

    It always sucks when you get to first base by getting hit by the pitch!

  19. By Scott, October 22, 2010 @ 7:03 am

    “I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.”
    ~Chico Marx

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